{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-glass-ornament","title":"Festive As Fuck Glass Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eBring unapologetic cheer to your holiday décor with the Festive As F**k Ornament from Cody Foster. This bold glass ornament is made for those who embrace the season with full festive energy (and a sense of humor). Featuring bright red lettering surrounded by playful holiday graphics, it’s the perfect conversation starter for your tree — merry, bright, and a little bit mischievous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eMade of glass with printed design\u003cbr data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eDimensions: 3-1\/2\"H x 3-1\/2\"L x 1\/2\"D\u003cbr data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eAdds humor and bold personality to any holiday setup\u003cbr data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"864\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eLightweight and easy to hang\u003cbr data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"926\"\u003eDesigned by Cody Foster \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003eCelebrate your unfiltered holiday spirit with this cheeky ornament — a must-have for anyone who takes being festive seriously (and a little irreverently).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rust \u0026 Cinder","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45745637490722,"sku":"18298936","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0872\/9509\/8914\/files\/festive-as-fuck-glass-ornament.jpg?v=1780948145","url":"https:\/\/timelesstrove.shop\/products\/festive-as-fuck-glass-ornament","provider":"Timeless Trove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}